Yeezus Christ

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  • British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.
  • Me: Chill

crime investigation show

qtbot:

hacker: im booting up the computer
detective: in ENGLISH god damn it !

(Source: patrickkingart)

b0nes-and-suicide:

*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK

(Source: br0ken-beyond-despair)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: christmasonthemoon)

teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

foreveralone-lyguy:

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

How the hell would you even get in that situation

(Source: aurevoir-mes-amis)

shark-b0y:

JOIN THE SKELETON WAR, THEY SAID. IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE I AM CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A FUCKING BUILDING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT ASS WAR. FUCK YOU, JERRY, THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

shark-b0y:

JOIN THE SKELETON WAR, THEY SAID. IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE I AM CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A FUCKING BUILDING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT ASS WAR. FUCK YOU, JERRY, THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

sometime in the future

  • old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
  • grandchildren: grandma that never happened.
  • old me: it was a long war.
  • grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.
  • old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
  • grandchildren: grandma
  • old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
  • grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE
pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL